Max Lu, Staff Writer
Max is an abject failure in all aspects. However, despite this, he continues to appear in the school every day. He is often seen ‘doing a little trolling’ and is commonly found in the library regurgitating ‘deez nuts’ jokes at lunch. He is an active participant in the ‘go home club’ and is often found in the grad lounge improving his procratination skills. His sport of choice is Valorant, and is contantly seeking to improve his rank. He enjoys bothering teachers, and is often heard saying ‘Merry Christmas’ in February. He is not appreciated by anyone. No one likes Max.
Autobiography by Max Lu
